Trouble In The Penthouse

October 4, 2016

“Donald, what is this I’m seeing on CNN and MSNBC? We pay no taxes? Is true?”

“Melania, Melania, don’t worry your pretty little, perfect 10 head with things you couldn’t possibly understand. They’re just saying that I’m a genius, too brilliant to pay taxes like all the stupid poor people in this country.”

“But Donald, they’re showing on old returns that you only make maybe 3 or 4 million a year. Is true? That’s all?”

“That’s just the media and Lying Hillary making stuff up because they can’t believe how brilliant I am about taxes. No one understands taxes as well as I do.”

“Donald, are we poor?”

“Of course not. Now go out and buy yourself a size 0 dress or something. Charge it to the Trump Foundation. Wait…what are you doing?”

“I’m having ice cream sandwich. Maybe two or three.”

“Melania, you can’t do that! Remember what you wrote in your wedding vows, that you’d always stay the same weight you were on on our wedding day?”

“Did I? Could be. I don’t remember. I had some little help from Ivana and Marla. They showed me what they wrote when you married them. It looked pretty good, so I wrote same thing. And didn’t you promise you would always be billionaire?”

“Of course! I’m a rich man! I’m so rich you wouldn’t believe it.”

“You’re right. I wouldn’t. I think I’ll have double pepperoni on my pizza, and a strawberry shake. Anything for you?”


  1. Looks like Mrs. Trump may be replaced. Here comes #4.

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